Computer Terms

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Country Folk Computer Terminology

LOG ON:

 Making a wood stove hot		 LOG OFF:

 Too much wood on fire
MONITOR:

 Keep'n an eye on the wood stove 		DOWN LOAD:

 Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
MEGA HERTZ:


When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood

FLOPPY DISC:

 Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
RAM:

 That thar thang what splits the farwood 		HARD DRIVE:

 Gitten home in the winter time
WINDOWS:

 Whut to shut when its cold outside		 SCREEN:

 Whut to shut when its black fly season
BYTE:

 Whut dem dang flys do 		CHIP:

 Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP:

 Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM:

Whatcha do to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX:

 Ole Dan Matrix's wife 		LAP TOP:

 Whar the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD:

 Whar you hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE:

 Dem dang plastic forks and knifes

MOUSE:

What eats the grain in the barn 		MOUSE PAD:



 


That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives

MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof 		PORT:

Fancy flatlander wine

ENTER:

Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all"

CLICK:

Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
DOUBLE CLICK:

When you cock the double barrel		 REBOOT:

Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse

 

 

 

R. Stewart Braswell, Webmaster
Last Updated: 02 December 2011